I guess I don't understand passion...oh wait you mean lust in a skin-deep package of warm wet places...you know everybody has one. Mail it out. Take it for a spin. If you don't like it just send it back...absolutely no committment.
If you broke it, would you buy it?
Why bother when you can get the cheap knock-off for free?
It's all the same...nothing special.
...and whatever you do, don't tell the salesperson that you really want it.